May the odds be ever in your favor.


(Source: gym-pics)




Typical Gymnast Conversation

  • person: oh, you do gymnastics?
  • me: uhh yeah
  • person: omq so I'll see you in the Olympics?!?
  • me: no
  • everyone: don't be modest.
  • me: actually though I'm not even close to the fucking Olympics
  • everyone: you're practically famous already!!! what's your favorite event??? the uneven parallel uneven double bars? is make it or break it like real life??
  • me: o__O wtf
  • everyone: ok cool yeah so call when you can hook me up with tickets to the Olympics and you're famous!!
  • me: no
  • everyone: sick so can you do a backflip right here ??
  • me: -_______-
  • everyone: yeah awesome see you in London!!!!
  • me: -________________-
Via Sh*t Gymnasts Say

(Source: famoushungergames)



(Source: cassandrachaotic)





there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

(Source: unfreshing)

Via capax infiniti


Harry Potter didn’t win Movie of the Year because it’s the Movie of All Time.

(Source: stone-no-brien)

Via capax infiniti

Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual,transgender or a supporter.

stfu-tori:

^ exactly.

(Source: whatfaggot)

Via capax infiniti
  • Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!
Via capax infiniti

Reblog if you’re a potato.

(Source: thanhv)

Via capax infiniti

basically me at school all day

  • me: i hate all of you
  • me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
  • me: holy fuck walk faster
  • me: get smarter idiot
  • me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
Via capax infiniti

(Source: facebook.com)


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